- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Dance is a sport

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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