- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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