Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How old are you? 7

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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