One day a man walked into a wall

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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lol

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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y u no like me joke?

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Women's Rights.

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