A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Thats what she said

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

You and your parents are going to die today

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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