why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Rebecca Black.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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