Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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