- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman