- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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