A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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