- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Bacon is delcious.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

what tall and looks like a jew?

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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