- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

all jokes aside...

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Christianity.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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