rocky is here again.......................

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Morning wood.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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