Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

kill yourself

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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