whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Woman rights.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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