Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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