- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

* anti-punchline

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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