- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

a person who will soon die of beeties

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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