What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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womens rights

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Poop!!

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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