Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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mark is life

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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