How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

womens rights

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

MySpace.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Phew... it's gone.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats 2+2? 4

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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