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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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