- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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