What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

You know what's natural? Bears.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

It says so on your cap.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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