- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

so today i took a poop. hehe

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Take wrong turns

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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