Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

sfdg

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

nice tits.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

BIG PENIS

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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