- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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