- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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