A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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