- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

hey, my names mark.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

I'm Coming

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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