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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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