- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does water smell like? water.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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