An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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I am very humble.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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