- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

i died. new product by steve jobs

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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