roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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