- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

I Have a Black Friend

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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