- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

why is pie good. because it just is.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Your face is hilarious.

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