-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Where are you going Your house

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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