How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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I have a gay camel

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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