Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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