a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Woman rights.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

* anti-punchline

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Chuck Norris Dies.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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