Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Bitch

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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