- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Mitt Romney

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Women's Rights.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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