What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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