- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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