- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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