Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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