Knock Knock Go Away

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

why is my phone broken i dropped it

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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