You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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