- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why? Why Not?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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