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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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