What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Your adopted.....

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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