What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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