- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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