Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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