- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

A house comes around the corner.

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