How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

White men's rights

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

PIED NINNY!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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