- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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