- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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