- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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