- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Testicles.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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