Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

"Knock knock." "No."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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