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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

knock knock whos their a person

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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