- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

The Moon Landing.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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