- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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