- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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