Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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