Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

PIED NINNY!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

steven hawking walks into a bar

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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