Roses are red, Violets are violet.

u suck

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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