What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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tom pauling

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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