- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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