- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Stop procrastinating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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